So, Paris Hilton is out of prison now. Supposedly her parents are throwing a party to celebrate her new freedom. ...better not be any alcohol. -Demonic Sister Del

Wow, it's been awhile...

♥Yes, it certainly has!♥

...you don't have to sound excited Shel.

♥But I can't help it! Cheer up Del, is isn't all bad!♥

Right. Going to bed now...

♥Hey! Come back~♥

-Demonic Sisters, Shel&Del

So, I'm sitting here, digesting what would be my lunch for me, and waiting for some Saturday morning cartoons. This pretty much classifies as being bored in my mind. Lots of things running through my head right now.


Such as...

1. Will I EVER finish getting my new stories and chapters typed up?
   
2. How about getting the stories I'm currently writing finished?
   
3. Will my scarecrow of a sister ever get her brain from the wizard?
   
4. Will I be able to post my stories, or is fanfiction.net acting up again?
   
5. How will I convince our childhood friend that she wants a live journal account? (Incidentally, she'd crack up if she knew what my "name" was here on live journal and would wonder where Shel's came from.)
   
6. Am I going to survive New Years?
   
7. How else will I be able to spread chaos and disorder?
   
8. When am I going to be able to go to the store?
   
9. Where do babies come from?
   
10. Where am I going to find a beta for my new story?
    
11. And has anyone else seen that movie Eragon yet? 'Cause I wouldn't want to spoil it for anyone.
    

And so on and so on... As you can see, I've been thinking a lot. Maybe I should be putting this will power towards the other stuff. Ah, now I feel a bit better. Not a usual rant for me, but hey, it works.-Del

P.S. If some of you took some of those comments up there seriously, may I recommend a dictionary and looking up the word "sarcasm"? Ahh. Now I really feel better. Just had to be mean for a minute. Ok, bye.

Hellos! This is Shel!

*Hola. And this is Del.*

We survived Christmas!

( More Torture This Way )


P.S. And here's a little something extra for you all!

Look at what we found! This is what kaien_kun made. Ain't it great?

Well, here I go. Here's the first story I ever posted on fanfiction.net. It seems like ages ago when I first posted it, but it really hasn't been that long. So here it goes. It's a Saiyuki story, so if you don't like, don't bother. I'll try to add the others I have later. I suppose I should warn you all about language as well. It's not as bad as it could be but still.-Del

( A Saiyuki Parody )

Okay, we wanna see if this lj-cut thing works, so here goes.
( Devious Thinking )

This is late for me, but what the hey. Hello everyone. I too, have survived being sick. My brain just isn't into the thinking thing much right now. So adios. -Del

Does everyone get the strange Christmasy set-up on their Live-Journal? This is strange... -Shel

Hello all! This is Demonic Sister Shel, talking for the first time in awhile. No, Del did not lock me up in a closet somewhere. ...though she may have threatened it for the past 3 days.

Anyways! So I've been sick for awhile. I find it ironic that while I was ill, Del had to do a little rant on crazy people and the viruses they love. Or maybe not so much as love as obsessed? I don't know. Then again maybe that wasn't so ironic.

What is ironic is that now Del is the one sick. I love my sis, but she's even more mean when she's sick. Maybe it doesn't help that I tend to ask her a lot of questions when she's sick. Like if she needs anything, or stuff like that. I think that's where the closet threat came from.

Del has a head cold or something. More then likely a sinus infection. Those things suck! I had a normal stomach ache. But like I said, I helped take care of my sis, so I've been busy.

The weather is totally not helping though. Anyone have any snow storms lately? We're having one right now. And much to Del's horror, we've taken in another dog. So fun for everyone.

Well, I just wanted to talk some, and I did. So I'm happy now. Make sure to check out my sister's stories on fanfiction.net, okay? She goes by the pen-name Mala Suerte. Someday soon, I'll have a profile up on the site too! Bye bye! -Shel

This may seem random, but listen anyways. This Sister feels... well, curious. Or something. Ah, Del by the way. Shel's not doing so hot right now, so for once I'm not crabby.

So yeah, Halloween has always been about scaring the crap out of people. Or at least it seems that way now. We won't even get into being a holiday (well not really) to celebrate the dead and so on and so forth. I'll leave that to history books and history teachers. Or is that religion? Going on.

I'm sure just about everyone went to some sort of haunted house or castle for our favorite bewitching night. But the whole point is to scare the crap out of people, right? (Me personally, I don't scare easy. Maybe because I'm so morbid?) Boo. Ahh. Oh no, I peed myself. Scary right?

But you know what's REALLY scary?

Life.

Nothing is as scary as life.

Anyone ever seen NOVA? How about NOVA: Science Now? Holy shit. (Um, warning? Bad language alert? A little late...) I clicked on right in the middle of them talking about different flu strains. This guy studies flu's and he wants to study the 1918 Flu. Or something like that. This thing took out like 17% of the world's population. (The Black Plague took out 20% I think.) And he WANTS to study it? Problem is, the flu died out. Didn't even last 9 years. So they have no live specimen to look at. So what do they do?

They bring out the tissue samples of soldiers that died from the flu. Why do we have tissue samples of anyone who died from something we didn't know how to beat? Isn't the normal response to burn what scares us and we don't understand? (Those poor, poor misunderstood witches...)

Now they have the blue print, so to speak. It's DNA basically. And this guy RECREATES it?! Hitchcock, eat your heart out. Here's the real psycho. I understand studying it to help with modern medicine. They now have a better understanding of the Avian Flu because of the 1918 Flu live sample. But still!

Real life is just so much scarier.

I mean, the 1918 Flu is so much worse then other strains. It attacks the lungs in the same place as the common flu, but it attacks the lower portion of our lungs, where it's more dangerous. Nothing to fight that. Lab mice exposed to the flu died in 3 days. The same that happened to the people infected.

All it takes is an idiot.

Taking work home with you? Bad idea.

You mean that wasn't water? Opps.

I don't know about you, but I'm not feeling very safe. And like I said. Real life is so much more scarier then Jason or Michael. A poltergeist can kiss my a-ACK!

...how do sick people hit so hard?

Anyways, I hope you can see my point. I tend to ramble. Not to mention, I should stop there before Shel hurts me. (Why do sick people have irregular sleeping patterns? Isn't that why you take drugs?) I just wanted to share my... well, fears. 'Cause nothing beats the horrors of life. -Demonic Sister Del.

Alright people, time for a Demonic Sister rant, by yours truly... Me! Del. And seriously pissed off.

How many of you work with dumb people? Anyone? Show of hands? Well, if you don't, I do. And I work with probably with most of them in one single location.

And I though my old job was bad. I take it all back. I'd gladly go work at the movie theaters again. Just get me away from the morons. And let my mind rest at peace by not knowing of all the bad products their chocolaty little hands spat on.

Let me explain. I work at a factory. We build a common home appliance. My job is to randomly pull our product off the assembly line and test it and check and make sure all the nuts and bolts are there. Simple, right? I mean, I have a piece of paper that tells me what all goes on it. The same for them. And lately they've been good.

Well, not to long ago, one of the assembly lines was split up in between all the other departments, the other shift, and lines. This line had most of the experienced people. But nooooo, we still have some of the most major screw ups.

One day, my brain will implode.

Bits of Del brain all over the place.

Then maybe they can share more then one brain cell between all of them!

Ok, rant is done. But I'm still pissed.

Shit, Shel is going to be ticked off at me when she see's this...

-Del

P.S. Again, sorry for the language. At least I should be. But not really.

I'm alive. I just choose not to say anything. -Shel

Hola, people. I have survived a night at work. Barely. I'm so worn out right now. Almost made myself sick. And the day started out crappy. And sure tried to end shitty too. Excuse my language. But you have all been warned before how I'm mouthy. I try not to be, but sometimes it's unavoidable. Like now. Okay, done for now. Needed to rant a bit. Adios. -Del

Our dogs are evil. Apparently Del agrees, judging by the cursing coming from her room. *blushes* Um, sis, I don't think that's humanely possible. It really can't be that bad, can it?

The littlest one decided now would be a good time to wake me up awhile ago. I guess that's okay, I needed to get up for work anyways. But of course, the big one decides to jump me too. I'm guessing they decided to do the same with Del. And sis no like.

I see Del told you all we'll be busy with work. Sis might do something after work, but not me. Too tired by then. And I have to compete with our bro for the computer. Sis definitely won't type anything before work, not that she has to fight for the computer, though she has to compete for the shower.

Anyways, that's all I wanted to say. Bye Bye! -Shel

P.S. Sis's story is up! Remember, her pen-name is Mala Suerte.

Hey, Demonic Sister Del reporting for *yawn* duty. So tired. I'll be hitting the sack soon, so I though I'd just let everyone know that me and Shel probably won't be on a lot through out the week. We'll both be busy with work. Shel might type something every once in awhile. So, yeah. Adios punks. -Del

Man, weekends are so boring. No friends to keep me entertained this weekend. And Del is already in bed. Darn. And why do I keep getting up so early this weekend?!

I'm so bored, I watched the "Last Unicorn", "Hatari!", and "Conqueror of Shamballa." John Wayne is awesome, but I'm bored! I guess I'm watching all our old anime and movies. And I'm not brave enough to try going in Del's room to get any of the manga. I leave that to our crazy younger brother.

He must of been a ninja in his past life, the way he can sneak in. That or he is, and he learned all his skills from our mom. She's sneaky too.

...WHY HAVEN'T I LEARNED THE NINJA SKILLS YET?!

I think I'll just go curl up and cry in a corner. -Shel

Yo, this is Del. My sis did her thing early this morning, so it's my turn. Don't really give a crap about what's going on right now. Ah well.

*Can't you be a little more excited, Del?*

Shel, what the hell? I leave the computer for just a minute...

*Hey, that rhymes! LOL*

...go to bed Shel. You're being too... chirpy. Freakin' morning people. Gyah! Can't stand them. What's worse is she's like this before going to bed too. And through out the day also. No moment of peace with her around.

And I grew up with that.

Anyways, I see Shel mentioned that I have my own account on fanfiction.net. That's true. I can't post anything till the 13th, so that sucks. Don't know if I'm really any good at the writing thing though. I have ideas, and people tell me they're great ideas, but the hard part is getting it all written out. Not to mention, I have to keep Shel focused.

She's like ADHD or something.

*You do care!*

...die. I have no idea how she survives through out the day without me. I work a different shift then her, so we only really see each other for a couple of hours a day. Same thing with the rest of the family. Don't really interact with them, excepts for our dad, since we work at the same place at the same time, just different departments.

So, more about us, the Demonic Sisters. We live in Oklahoma. NO, we do not travel around in cover wagons still. NO, the Indians do not still scalp people here. NO, we do not all talk with badly formed half sentences.

*Yeah, Del can be bitter.*

I can be cruel too.

*...don't hurt me! I'll be good.*

For once. And NO, I do not abuse my sister. That would be like abusing myself. And- Holy Shit! Our dog just scared the crap out of me.

*LOL He just lives to scare you sometimes, I think.*

At least he doesn't goose me like the other dog use to.

*Ah, he isn't tall enough for that. She however was already pretty big when we got her. And she just WUVS you!*

...go to bed already. Damn chirpy people. Anyways, we set up a poll. Think of it as a ice breaker. We'd both like to make some new friends. We'll post a few more polls every now and then about things we like. And if we need help deciding where to go with either of our stories, we'll use a poll for that too. So, that's enough for now. Adios people.

*Bye bye!*

-Shel&Del

Poll #865583 You Like Anime?
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 1

Who is your favorite anime character?

What is your favorite anime?

Who is your favorite anime couple?

Do you have a favorite manga too?

Who is your favorite manga character?

Any comments you'd like to add?